THE MIND PROBE - DELVING INTO THE CREVICES OF DOCTOR WHO

Have you ever wondered why all the spaceships in the future have doors made of wood? Are you irate about the lack of alien invasions of Birmingham? Has the thought ever occurred to you that the Master's plans are so ludicrously intricate it's a wonder he has time to bathe?

Well I have.

And I'm going to write about it.

(WILL PROBABLY CONTAIN SPOILERS)

Friday, 25 May 2012

The Awakening

The final part of the 'Keep History Twee' Miniseries, The Awakening scared the hell out of me when I was a kid. What now looks like a dusty animatronic covering a chickenwire frame was a huge, roaring alien monstrosity to the younger me. For that, I am willing to forgive The Awakening its typically unrealistic dialogue and thinly sketched technobabble. It also gives Peter Davison some more good lines. He certainly gets all the best lines. It occurs to me that there's more overlap between the Fifth Doctor and Mark from Peep Show than I'd previously been aware of, when this happens. Maybe for the 50th Anniversary we can have an episode shot mainly from the Fifth Doctor's Point Of View, with along suffering inner monologue?

Dennis Lill, as Sir George Hutchinson, doesn't really get any good lines, but makes the most of them in a splendidly pitched villain role where he doesn't really care that he's above three notches of insanity above everyone else. This helps quite a bit, because he's playing the lines as ridiculously as they sound. Here are a few samples of things that no-one would ever say:

'Eliminate him, Wolsey!'

'I am known as "The Doctor".'

'Don't be afraid. My name's Andrew Verney.'

Are people normally afraid when he tells people he's Andrew Verney?

Speaking of Andrew Verney, Turlough gets some good, hard sidelining. Tegan's is less so, she just gets given a new dress and lingered over by the slimy henchman's eyes. Why, why couldn't he have been the one to have had his head cut off? That would have been interesting, as people realised that maybe they didn't hate him that much. Fortunately the Doctor has the other one from The Liver Birds to pass the time (it would have been brilliant if, somehow, Jane Hampden and Todd from Kinda could have met up), before (SHOCK HORROR) seeming genuinely glad to see his companions again at the episode's climax.

The ensuing resolution is just technobabble, and someone being pushed over slightly. The improved picture quality spoils the impression I've always had that Sir George falls into a bloody great hole, and it becomes clear that he just falls over the tiny wall onto the studio floor. Will Chandler must one motherloving powerful push on him. Maybe that's what inexplicably travelling through time in a priest hole does to a young man.

There are more references to recent aliens (something Saward was very good at), which is quite nice, and the Malus is a brilliant visual waiting to happen. The monsters in Season 21 generally don't look brilliant, but the concepts behind them are generally superb, and completely worth revisiting. The idea of a huge face appearing in a wall is good, but the idea that the body belonging to it continues somewhere beneath the building is even better. I reckon we can probably afford to achieve this effect now. There was a Past Doctor Adventure novel with the Malus in it, I seem to recall, but I don't remember it being especially above average I'm afraid.

If you have an hour spare, and feel like some over-ripe dialogue and at least one fruity performance, crack open your Fifth Doctor DVDs, and Keep History Twee. The Awakening may have been the final one of these stories, but it is by far the best.

It may also scare the bejeezus out of your children. I assume this is still considered funny.


Friday, 20 April 2012

Galaxy 4

The audio version of Galaxy 4 now serves as a trailer for the eventual release of its recently discovered episode. The good news is that it's well worth listening to in its entirety. It doesn't exactly set the world ablaze but then it doesn't outstay its welcome. Its reputation is as a slightly boring and simplistic parable, with the pacing of most Sixties stories.

While Steven doesn't have much characterisation, Vicki and the Doctor are a great pairing. In the words of Maureen O'Brien, Vicki is 'a sweet old thing', to the extent that she can come up with an adorable name for funny-looking, lethal robots that even their owners start using. It's quite hard to put her out her happy-go-lucky frame of mind. Steven is generally quite grumpy, but Peter Purves has the gift of Jon Pertwee: to play the role with complete conviction whatever the circumstances. I don't think he ever overplays anything.

The Drahvins are beautiful women, probably, whereas we now know the Rills are tusk-laden and hog-like. When they eventually speak it is in tones both unfailingly polite and faintly amused. If Jeeves was an alien pig, basically. The image of them really helps, because the contrast with its voice makes them vastly entertaining. I like the idea of the TARDIS translation circuits fixing upon that accent for them, and then humming smugly. The whole 'Ugly things can be nice' subtext isn't exactly subtle, but you aren't clubbed over the head with it either It's more like someone who is unable to whisper trying to tell you something from a distance of approximately three inches away.

Maaga, the Leader of the Drahvins, manages the neat trick of being scary and comical at the same time. The Drahvins only have one working gun. They're mainly slightly inept clones. Yet, as you'll see in the surviving episode, there is one scene where Maaga talks of witnessing the destruction of an entire planet and it's properly chilling. It's a very impressive performance, and the Drahvin race is sketched out briefly but intriguingly. In terms of being revisited, Steve Moffat sure as hell is not the person to handle the Drahvins. Oh, imagine the newspaper columns that would ensue. However, I for one would like to see Neil Gorton making new Rills, with Hugh Laurie and Steven Fry voicing them. They would be lovely. They'd be like the Hath, but good.

Whatever you've heard about Galaxy 4, it is better than that Unless all you've heard about Galaxy 4 is this, in which case it is exactly as good as you've heard it is.

BYE FOR NOW

Right, we're leaving today and I haven't packed yet. I have articles lined up for Den of Geek while I'm away but I don't know when they're going up. Keep an eye out for them there.

Today's is about the Cybermen.

Have a nice month.

Tuesday, 17 April 2012

Absence

I'm going on holiday. For ages. Well, a month. Consequently I won't be updating here much, apart from one or two scheduled blog posts.

Wednesday, 11 April 2012

Continuity

I wrote this.

EDIT: Apologies if the link wasn't working earlier
. It should be fine now.

Tuesday, 3 April 2012

Should There Be a Female Doctor?

Yes, if an actress is the best person who auditions.

Will an actress ever audition, though? Will a Show Runner ever audition a woman for the role? That doesn't guarantee them it, for starters. If I may point your attention to the point in time where Pattinson Joseph seemed to be the front runner for the Eleventh Doctor, only for the press release to read 'the youngest ever actor' rather than 'the first black actor to play the role'.

While no one running the show is going to ignore an actor because of their skin colour, a woman has yet to be publicly revealed as having auditioned. A person's sex is part of their identity, as is their skin colour. Whether or not it should be is another debate. If you don't have a problem with the Doctor being played by a black man, why should there be an issue with his being a woman? In story terms, either the difference in his appearance is addressed by the character or it isn't. Even if the Doctor doesn't mention it people will treat him differently as a result (as, let's be honest, might be the case if a black actor was cast). Outside of the story universe, how much detail do you have to go into to explain to a child the differences between a hypothetical female Twelfth Doctor and Matt Smith? Would children cope? Children would probably be more willing to accept it than adults, because they're less familiar with the history of the character. Would adults cope? They're the ones who might have to get into overly-technical explanations if they are blessed with sufficiently inquisitive children. Then again, would it be any harder to explain than Jenny and Madame Vastra?

Explaining that he looks different should be easy, because he always does look different. Some children stopped watching when Eccleston became Tennant. Other children started. Audiences come and go with change, but would this risk losing too many viewers? Explaining that he is now a she might seem to have more potential problems than explaining another man in the same role, but we simply don't know. However, the real-world arguments against a female Doctor seem more potent to me than the in-story ones.

So far, the Doctor has been played by white men. Even alternative versions of him have been nearly entirely white (unless you count Daniel Anthony playing the Eleventh Doctor in Clyde Langer's body). There is a strong argument to say that the character is simply a man, because he has always has been. He's just...mannish. Professorial. Or, looking at the history of Gallifrey and the Time Lords, he's quite possibly the embodiment of Middle-Class White Man Guilt. It's certainly a valid interpretation: he gets bored with his life on a planet of dusty academics and administrators, having graduated from the Time Lord Academy. He then runs away from it all to explore the societies considered beneath his race, and overcomes his own snobberies as he goes. He would love to fit in properly on Earth, but he can't quite manage it. This is a very British creation. A post-colonial alien race based on the British upper-classes. The Doctor is an Oxbridge graduate allegory, fleeing from what is expected of him by traditional values, ashamed of his lack of real world knowledge. This is a staple role in British comedy and satire (think Wodehouse and Waugh, Douglas Adams and Monty Python). This character is traditionally male, the brilliant but insecure Middle-Class man who gets easily bored and distracted. It's part of the essence of the character (this is the main gist of the argument that he has to be male, even if you disagree with this idea of the character).

This trope is ingrained. It is hard to shift. In medical circles for years 'The Doctor' was associated with men, as 'Nurse' was with women. That stigma still exists today. In reality, of course, that's simply not true. As society has changed, so too has the character of the Doctor. Some incarnations have been more like the lapsed academic than others, but since 2005 Matt Smith was the first incarnation to really exhibit this side of the character. Russell T Davies created more modern Doctors in a universe without the Time Lords. Eccleston was bullish but damaged. Tennant was all quicksilver synapses. Of course it would be possible for a woman to have these characteristics which have worked so well for the character. If you prefer the Middle-Class-White-Man version, well, do you not know any women who resemble this character? Miranda Hart has become incredibly popular playing the female version of this in her sitcom. It exists. And of course, actors play other people. Character actors have been successful in the role before. The actor doesn't have to exhibit these qualities in their personality.

Joanna Lumley played the Thirteenth Doctor in Comic Relief's The Curse of Fatal Death, and Arabella Weir played the Doctor in the alternate universe, 'Unbound' Big Finish audioplay Exile. This is it, so far. Two performances outside of canon, one of which lasted for about thirty seconds and the other written deliberately to be different. After years of speculation, jokes, and spin-off material postulating, it has been confirmed on screen (most recently in reference to The Corsair in The Doctor's Wife, The Brilliant Book of Doctor Who 2012, and Shada) that Time Lords can change sex when they regenerate. The story universe would allow for this change to happen if it came to pass.

At the end of the day, it is up to the people who run the show who they cast. If they audition a woman, though, and they don't give her the role, there might well be a wider outburst of the undercurrents of discontent after the last few major casting announcements: all white people. Is it prejudice, or is it because they were the best people for the role? There have been disparaging comments saying 'Oh wow, another white person, what a shock', which brings forward the question of positive discrimination. Looking back, any initial disappointment or anger concerning Matt Smith winning the role over any black actors largely abated about three seconds after he said 'Can I have an apple?' If they cast a woman, is the risk any bigger than the casting of Matt Smith? If we recall, the pressure was huge for him, and he won an audience over. Would the pressure really be any greater? It can be done again by any other actor or actress of sufficient quality.

If the show remains popular, then the ethnicity of the leads won't be questioned by anyone other than a minority. If the casting is right, then the actor will be popular enough to convince the audience. Personally, I don't have any problem with an actor of any age, sex, creed or colour playing the Doctor if they're good, but I doubt a female Doctor will ever happen because the character has been male for so long, and because it doesn't need to happen. The show, for all its flexibility, has a formula that works, and just because a woman playing the role could work, doesn't mean it we'll ever get to find out if it does.

Monday, 2 April 2012

Knitted Fifth Doctor

If you recall the pictures I posted of my friends' wedding the other week, you will be familiar with the bridesmaid's fantastic feat of crocheting every single Doctor and a companion to go with them. I managed to nab the one of Peter Davison (I briefly had David Tennant on my shoulder, but he fell off when I was dancing to Dr ?). While it is obviously immensely satisfying to own such a tihing, it's obvious that only an easily pleased fool would indulge in developing some sort of petty and obscure internet personality for him.





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